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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:18 pm
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Slow day at work? (You know, "work", where you produce something USEFUL with your time, a concept not foreign to many of us). Shape up, pal, or I'm going to fire you! I don't pay you to play on your computer all day. Wait a minute, I don't pay you at all. You're not my employee. Damn!!! I was SO looking forward to terminating you WITHOUT dignity and with an extra helping of public humiliation! Flange, my A!!! |
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evaners
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:25 pm
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| pharm wrote: | | evaners wrote: | | F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E....F L A N G E.... |
Slow day at work? (You know, "work", where you produce something USEFUL with your time, a concept not foreign to many of us). Shape up, pal, or I'm going to fire you! I don't pay you to play on your computer all day. Wait a minute, I don't pay you at all. You're not my employee. Damn!!! I was SO looking forward to terminating you WITHOUT dignity and with an extra helping of public humiliation! Flange, my A!!! |
Perry, you seem tense. Close your eyes... breathe slowly, deep breaths... calm, calm... now, in your mind's eye, see the flange, it is welcoming you.
Anyway, I'm self employed so I don't have a dumb-a$$ jerk boss like you. Good thing too, 'cause I'd whang that flange upside your head-bone. @#$%&$@% no-good boss! Who do you think you are? You can't talk to me like that! You know what? You can have this durned job, I QUIT! |
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:54 pm
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And the reason I would have never hired you in the first place becomes patent. Your misplaced "boss-anger" issues would have been detected immediately in the extensive pre-employment interview and you'd have been booted to the curb without hesitation.
As far as your threat to my physical well-being, you'll regret it. I'm telling my mother, RIGHT NOW! OH, you are SO in trouble!!
I don't know why I ever came into this stupid thread about flanges in the first place. I look at your stupid "picture" of the word "flange" in green, repeated over and over and I read it to myself and laugh at your insolence! (A thinly-veiled, circumlocutory way of telling you you're a waste of space.)
One last time I read your green flanges, flange, flange...flange.....flange....wait, something's happening...the flange has taken on an ethereal glow and a peaceful calm like none I've ever known is coming over me. I feel as though I'm one with the universe. All my senses are being welcomed and consumed with the beauty of the flange! Wait, wait!..........................................Oh, never mind. It wasn't the revelation of the flange. It was just a little gas. Tighten the grip on your cold, black heart and GET OFF MY PAGE!!! |
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:13 pm
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Ha ha, as usual, no substantial retort. I thought not. Once again, evaners brain has been shocked into submission by my superior wit. |
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evaners
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:47 am
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| pharm wrote: | | Ha ha, as usual, no substantial retort. I thought not. Once again, evaners brain has been shocked into submission by my superior wit. |
Superior wit!? I was shocked into submission by your "little gas"! Holy smokes, I think the entire Eastern Seaboard is reeling. On a pole down the street is one of those old air raid sirens from the 50s, and that thing went off like a howling banshee. They were handing out gas masks and hustling people into the basement of the post office.
And you may mock the Flange all you want. The Flange does not seek vengeance, it only feels pity for small-minded, helpless follow-sheep such as you. Go on with your worthless little life. One day you will wish you had listened. |
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:03 pm
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| evaners wrote: | | pharm wrote: | | Ha ha, as usual, no substantial retort. I thought not. Once again, evaners brain has been shocked into submission by my superior wit. |
Superior wit!? I was shocked into submission by your "little gas"! Holy smokes, I think the entire Eastern Seaboard is reeling. On a pole down the street is one of those old air raid sirens from the 50s, and that thing went off like a howling banshee. They were handing out gas masks and hustling people into the basement of the post office.
And you may mock the Flange all you want. The Flange does not seek vengeance, it only feels pity for small-minded, helpless follow-sheep such as you. Go on with your worthless little life. One day you will wish you had listened. |
Flabbergasted, I am, with your effete and torpid response. The nugatory Flange that you and your "group" follow for guidance will bring you nothing but sorrow and desolation. It's time for YOU to wake up, my friend and follow the only true path, that of the Furrow. All other ideologies falter in it's glorious presence. If you want to talk about spiritual guidance, then seek out the Furrow. The Furrow, unlike the pacifistic, neutral Flange, DOES seek vengeance in certain circumstances and encourages its righteous followers to revel the glory of such! Seek it and stop your piteous outcry for help by mocking ME when your only ammunition are the tainted falsities of Flangehood.
Now, where did I put that Beano? |
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ruxpriencdiam
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:10 pm
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Flabergasted you are! Ha.
Foolishly crazy the two you are.
Speaking of flatuations of gas being expelled from unseen places and since when a howling banshee it has always been Screaming Banshee the two you are totaly ludicris.
Did we not read the title of this forum or are the two of you reading in Captcha or some other unspoken language of the lunnie's of lu lu ville.
Perhaps you need a refresher of what is said about this forum!
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:53 pm
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| ruxpriencdiam wrote: | ...Perhaps you need a refresher of what is said about this forum!
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Designer requests for images |
LOL. Is this something new? It's ALWAYS been a "show me" forum, despite it's title. |
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evaners
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:16 am
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| pharm wrote: | | Flabbergasted, I am... |
| ruxpriencdiam wrote: | | Foolishly crazy the two you are. |
Yoda we are?
Speaking of this being a request forum, I believe I started this thread with the purpose of ferreting out images of flanges (or, The Flange). But there wasn't much interest from submitters, and then it was just plain corrupted by malevolent, hooligan thugs like ph*rm. |
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:05 pm
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| evaners wrote: | | ...and then it was just plain corrupted by malevolent, hooligan thugs like ph*rm. |
Yada, yada, yada. Or should I say, "Yoda, Yoda, Yoda".
According to this post, you were up after midnight:
(Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:16 am )
I'm calling your mother! Somebody's gonna get a "butt-whoopin'! from they momma! |
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evaners
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:19 pm
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| pharm wrote: | | evaners wrote: | | ...and then it was just plain corrupted by malevolent, hooligan thugs like ph*rm. |
Yada, yada, yada. Or should I say, "Yoda, Yoda, Yoda".
According to this post, you were up after midnight:
(Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:16 am )
I'm calling your mother! Somebody's gonna get a "butt-whoopin'! from they momma! |
Funny thing is, you're reporting that from your own time zone. For me, it was actually 1:16 am. So, I guess the cat's out of the bag, I guess my sneaky method of using my computer with a flashlight under my blankets has been found out. I guess some blabber-mouth has to come along and tattle-tale like a little sissy. I guess... uh, what was this thread about? Oh, right, the Flange is speaking to you all blabbada blabbbada blabbada... |
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:11 am
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Pfffft! Silliness! |
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evaners
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:20 am
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| pharm wrote: | | Pfffft! Silliness! |
Infidel. |
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ruxpriencdiam
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:42 am
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| evaners wrote: | | pharm wrote: | | Pfffft! Silliness! |
Infidel. |
Uuuuurrrrrrrrpppppppp~~~~~~~~
Ahhhhhhhhh{:o) |
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pharm
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:31 am
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| evaners wrote: | | pharm wrote: | | Pfffft! Silliness! |
Infidel. |
Sot! |
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