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felix_casio
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 3:52 pm
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but I forgot the question. |
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evaners
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:06 am
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It makes no difference whatsoever what the question was, so long as the answer works out to "Beer". The subject could be anything -- trigonometry, world history, how many gumballs are in a fishbowl -- and the best answer would always be "Beer". |
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evaners
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:12 am
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In fact, let's try a few sample questions and see how it goes:
Q. How did the Roman Empire rise to power?
A. Beer.
Q. At what temperature(C) does iron melt?
A. Beer.
Q. Which team won the World cup in 1934?
A. Beer.
Q. Stradivarius is said to have used what secret chemical compound in the varnish used on his instruments?
A. Beer.
You see? Beer is never the wrong answer. |
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felix_casio
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 3:36 pm
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| evaners wrote: | In fact, let's try a few sample questions and see how it goes:
Q. How did the Roman Empire rise to power?
A. Beer.
Q. At what temperature(C) does iron melt?
A. Beer.
Q. Which team won the World cup in 1934?
A. Beer.
Q. Stradivarius is said to have used what secret chemical compound in the varnish used on his instruments?
A. Beer.
You see? Beer is never the wrong answer. |
LOL. thats great. |
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jeffbanke
Joined: 18 Dec 2005
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Location: www.xlr8photo.com, The real California
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:54 am
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Except when the answer is Wine :-) |
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ruxpriencdiam
Joined: 07 May 2009
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Location: Third Stone from the Sun
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 1:48 pm
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so the question is what do i run out of and not have enough of and want more of? |
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jeffbanke
Joined: 18 Dec 2005
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Location: www.xlr8photo.com, The real California
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 10:51 am
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Single malt scotch! |
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mattgibson
Joined: 11 Nov 2009
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Location: London
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:43 am
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Similarly for song lyrics, change the last word of each line for $hit and sing it - works every time |
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evaners
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:51 pm
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| mattgibson wrote: | | Similarly for song lyrics, change the last word of each line for $hit and sing it - works every time |
I once heard that the way to find your "porno name" is to use the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on. Mine is Scruffy Byron -- I like it! |
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mattgibson
Joined: 11 Nov 2009
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Location: London
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:28 am
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Rex Alpine for me, sounds kinda good - might change my name to it full time! |
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iowax2
Joined: 31 May 2010
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Location: Iowa or at least I think! we got no twin lambs.....
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:34 pm
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sasha pine |
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Mike Price
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
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Location: South Wales
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:54 pm
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Rex Alexander. Now that really is a good porno name. If I took my second pet and street it would be Patch Thornhill which doesn't really do it.
Mike |
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evaners
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:19 pm
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| Mike Price wrote: | Rex Alexander. Now that really is a good porno name. If I took my second pet and street it would be Patch Thornhill which doesn't really do it.
Mike |
Patch Thornhill is the comedic sidekick. He never "gets" any. |
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jeffbanke
Joined: 18 Dec 2005
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:51 am
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Who can remember that far back :-)
If I used current pets and street, it would be Honey La Mesa |
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